{"id":130,"date":"2007-09-29T10:09:00","date_gmt":"2007-09-29T10:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/?p=130"},"modified":"2007-09-29T10:09:00","modified_gmt":"2007-09-29T10:09:00","slug":"killer-mums","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=130","title":{"rendered":"Killer Mums"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thechristys.net\/uploaded_images\/Homecomingmum-793722.jpg\"><img style=\"FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thechristys.net\/uploaded_images\/Homecomingmum-793717.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>It&#8217;s that time again, when nerds and geeks join the baggy pants and Heathers to watch a football game &#8211; it&#8217;s Homecoming.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>As mentioned almost every year (I still can&#8217;t get over it) Homecoming = killer mums. Katie is a senior this year meaning here mum must be extra fatal. As you can see from the picture, if you let it get away from you, it will take you down!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>The dance is tonight and they will be trading in these behemoths for more traditional dress drooping corsages and the ever popular floral sleeve.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>It&#8217;s all a part of the deal, a right of passage, a mantelpiece memory . . .<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p> It&#8217;s that time again, when nerds and geeks join the baggy pants and Heathers to watch a football game &#8211; it&#8217;s Homecoming. As mentioned almost every year (I still can&#8217;t get over it) Homecoming = killer mums. Katie is a senior this year meaning here mum must be extra fatal. As you can see [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=130"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/130\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=130"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=130"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=130"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}