{"id":49,"date":"2009-04-22T19:34:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-22T19:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/?p=49"},"modified":"2009-04-22T19:34:00","modified_gmt":"2009-04-22T19:34:00","slug":"another-milestone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=49","title":{"rendered":"Another Milestone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thechristys.net\/uploaded_images\/drunkagain-798623.jpg\"><img style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 300px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thechristys.net\/uploaded_images\/drunkagain-798620.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>One of our clan has has just past one of those signposts on the road of life. Flying down the highway you can see the big numbers from a long way off. That&#8217;s why they call it the big 2 &#8211; 1. At some point you turn around to see what you have learned and what the sign might say on the other side. Everyones sign is different. I think mine said something about not wearing small underwear<\/p>\n<p>To the current crop of 21 year olds, this point on the timeline represents two things, drinking and gambling. If some company could convince the government to ban kids from using their product until they were 21 they would be set for life. ABSOLUTELY NO Cream Rinse until you are 21. <strong>Boom<\/strong> &#8211; the sales of cream rinse go up 7000 %. The Cream Rinse shot is born.<\/p>\n<p>Sarah and her friends spent a beautiful day at the Messina Hof winery among the vineyards learning the finer points of reds, whites and the hair of the dog that will bite them. We wish her the best, don&#8217;t be the squirrel. Happy Birthday.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<\/p>\n<p>One of our clan has has just past one of those signposts on the road of life. Flying down the highway you can see the big numbers from a long way off. That&#8217;s why they call it the big 2 &#8211; 1. At some point you turn around to see what you have learned [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=49"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/49\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=49"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=49"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=49"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}