{"id":535,"date":"2010-06-15T21:02:53","date_gmt":"2010-06-16T02:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=535"},"modified":"2010-06-15T21:02:53","modified_gmt":"2010-06-16T02:02:53","slug":"the-season-of-moving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=535","title":{"rendered":"The season of moving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Overloaded.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"Overloaded\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Overloaded\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Overloaded_thumb.jpg\" width=\"347\" height=\"258\" \/><\/a> You may have noticed a recent lack of updates. Perhaps you thought, I forgot, or maybe didn&#8217;t have anything interesting to say. These things may be true but the real culprit is what I like to call, &quot;a shift in the space\/U-haul continuum&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>If you are not familiar with this phenomenon, it is when remove a lot of stuff from one place and distribute to another place using a U-haul &#8211; then repeat. You can see how one might get sucked into the vortex.&#160; To understand what kind of mass we are talking about here there is a simple equation.<\/p>\n<p><strong><font size=\"4\" face=\"Terminal\">(Number of months in the apartment) x (number of rooms in apartment) + (age of occupant x average number of shopping trips per month) = the amount of effort to pass through the space\/U-haul continuum<\/font><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>of course this is only half the equation.&#160; After moving everything from College Station to Houston it had to be moved again to Denton.&#160; We are in nesting mode both with Sarah moving back into her room, and with Katie setting up her first apartment.&#160; During these phases, there moons that can\u2019t exert as much gravitational pull as Target and Ikea have.<\/p>\n<p>So there you have it, I have been to tired to be creative and witty and my ambition was damaged in one of the moves.&#160; And so I\u2019m back, from outer space, I just walked in with that tired look on my face . . .<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> You may have noticed a recent lack of updates. Perhaps you thought, I forgot, or maybe didn&#8217;t have anything interesting to say. These things may be true but the real culprit is what I like to call, &quot;a shift in the space\/U-haul continuum&quot;.<\/p>\n<p>If you are not familiar with this phenomenon, it is when [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}