{"id":657,"date":"2010-10-06T18:08:39","date_gmt":"2010-10-06T23:08:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=657"},"modified":"2010-10-07T10:25:50","modified_gmt":"2010-10-07T15:25:50","slug":"emergency-bra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=657","title":{"rendered":"Emergency Bra"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Quick! we are under nucular attack – give me your bra!”\u00a0<\/p>\n

“Really dear, it’s not what you think, there was a mustard gas threat, I was just taking the proper precautions.”<\/p>\n

“Janie, it’s not you, it’s me.\u00a0 I just need more\u00a0 . . .air that’s why I am riding with Rachel”<\/p>\n

These things just write themselves, I could go on and on.\u00a0 Some people say there isn’t any real product innovation today, well I guess this new item will show them.\u00a0 I just wish I was a fly on the wall when they took this to focus groups.\u00a0 This is a combination support garment and gas mask.\u00a0 Talk about good news – bad news scenarios.\u00a0<\/p>\n

The Emergency Bra is a protective garment that can easily be transformed into two respiratory face masks in case of an emergency.<\/span>The Emergency Bra is an example of a public risk management tool that can provide a person with a critical time window that might be sufficient to escape from life threatening environments.<\/span><\/p>\n

It can reduce health consequences of accidents involving harmful airborne particles, such as those released by fire, explosion, terrorist, radiological, biological attack, and natural disasters.<\/span><\/p>\n

It is important to understand that the Emergency Bra is first and foremost a beautiful piece of lingerie.<\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n

All the\u00a0 . . . . details can be found at www.ebbra.com<\/a>\u00a0 .\u00a0 There is even a video.\u00a0 I think they should have these in vending machines\/kiosks in airports.\u00a0 But no matter how funny the stories about this product are, nothing can compare to the picture of the woman on the left below.\u00a0 I think she may be the owner of the company or something, but that look makes me laugh every time.\u00a0 “you want my other one?”<\/p>\n

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“Quick! we are under nucular attack – give me your bra!” <\/p>\n

“Really dear, it’s not what you think, there was a mustard gas threat, I was just taking the proper precautions.”<\/p>\n

“Janie, it’s not you, it’s me. I just need more . . .air that’s why I am riding with Rachel”<\/p>\n

These things just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26,24,22,23,27],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=657"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":662,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/657\/revisions\/662"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}