{"id":695,"date":"2010-10-31T22:10:26","date_gmt":"2010-11-01T03:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=695"},"modified":"2010-10-31T22:10:39","modified_gmt":"2010-11-01T03:10:39","slug":"the-american-psyche-boiled-down-to-one-question-should-i-have-a-cookie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=695","title":{"rendered":"The American Psyche boiled down to one question &#8211; should I have a cookie?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Nobel prized were just handed out a few weeks ago.\u00a0 Everyone around the world hears about the winners.\u00a0 No one hears about who was almost as good but came in second.\u00a0 In between searching for a cure for stupidity and studying tacos as an alternative energy source, I discovered the 2nd place thesis for the Nobel prize for Sociology.\u00a0 It was none other than our own\u00a0Mrs Winters who teaches 2nd grade at our elementary school.\u00a0 She did not have all the resources of a major university or multinational corporation behind her work so she just published it on some craft paper using markers, but the lucidness and alacrity shown in her work pins us to our core.\u00a0 This is who we are &#8211; the truth will set you free.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cookie.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-694\" title=\"The human experiance\" src=\"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cookie-789x1024.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"789\" height=\"1024\" srcset=\"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cookie-789x1024.gif 789w, http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cookie-231x300.gif 231w, http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cookie-115x150.gif 115w, http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cookie-400x519.gif 400w, http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/cookie.gif 800w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 789px) 100vw, 789px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Nobel prized were just handed out a few weeks ago. Everyone around the world hears about the winners. No one hears about who was almost as good but came in second. In between searching for a cure for stupidity and studying tacos as an alternative energy source, I discovered the 2nd place thesis for [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=695"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":697,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/695\/revisions\/697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}