{"id":699,"date":"2010-11-03T19:01:45","date_gmt":"2010-11-04T00:01:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=699"},"modified":"2010-11-03T19:01:59","modified_gmt":"2010-11-04T00:01:59","slug":"democratic-cats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=699","title":{"rendered":"Democratic cats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The votes are counted.\u00a0 A number of politicians and their supporters are in shock.\u00a0 Liberals are licking their wounds.\u00a0 But what about the cats?\u00a0 Yes cats.\u00a0 Just as the Elephant is the symbol of the Republican party, dogs are the preferred pet of conservatives.\u00a0 The Donkey is the symbol of the Democratic party as cats are the liberal pet of choice &#8211; everyone knows this.\u00a0 The dogs I have seen mostly continue with their happy-go-lucky ways barely phased by the elections, but the cats, the poor cats with their sensitive nature are not fairing so well.\u00a0 On November 1st these were 2 normal (although a little nervous) kittens but by November 3 lacking the well developed\u00a0denial defense mechanisms of their owners and older cats . . . well, this is what happens.\u00a0 I hope you are happy all you dogie types.<\/p>\n<p><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9CC_9aFuEkA?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"640\" height=\"385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/9CC_9aFuEkA?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;rel=0&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The votes are counted. A number of politicians and their supporters are in shock. Liberals are licking their wounds. But what about the cats? Yes cats. Just as the Elephant is the symbol of the Republican party, dogs are the preferred pet of conservatives. The Donkey is the symbol of the Democratic party as cats [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=699"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":702,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/699\/revisions\/702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}