One of our potential list developers was unsure of the release date of one of their favorite songs \u201cWake up to thee Oat-Man, can’t afford ya\u201d although I consider myself quite knowledgeable in the music of the 70s I did not recognize this tune (although that is not a prerequisite for inclusions on any of the lists). I was curious and asked for more information. I was then supplied with the lyrics as best as they could be recalled. Perhaps you know the artist and release date?<\/p>\n
On the dock, there’s a highway, cool whip in my hair Welcome to the hotel California Her mind is definitely-twisted, she got the Mercedes bends So I called up the captain, Welcome to the hotel California Mirrors are deceiving, Last thing I remember, I was One of our potential list developers was unsure of the release date of one of their favorite songs \u201cWake up to thee Oat-Man, can’t afford ya\u201d although I consider myself quite knowledgeable in the music of the 70s I did not recognize this tune (although that is not a prerequisite for inclusions on any of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=76"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1899,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76\/revisions\/1899"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=76"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=76"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=76"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nOne smell I could eat dust, rising up through the air
\nUp ahead in the distance, I saw she moon light
\nMy head grew heavy and my sack rolled in
\nI had to stop for the night
\nDead fish in the doorway;
\nI heard the mission bell
\nAnd I was thinking to myself,
\n\u2019this could be heaven or this could be hell\u2019
\nThen she lit up a Ken doll and she showed me the way
\nThere were horses down the corridor,
\nI thought I heard them say…<\/p>\n
\nSuch a lovely place
\nSuch a lovely face
\nRenting a room at the Hotel California
\nAny time you’re here, you can buy me beer.<\/p>\n
\nShe got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls fins
\nHow they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
\nSome days to remember, some days to forget<\/p>\n
\n\u2019please bring me my wife
\nHe said, \u2019we haven\u2019t had that spilled in here since nineteen sixty nine\u2019
\nAnd still those voices are calling from far away,
\nWe threw-up in the middle of the night
\nJust to hear them say…<\/p>\n
\nSuch a lovely place
\nSuch a lovely face
\nThey livin\u2019 it up at the hotel California
\nWhat a nice surprise when you’re out of ice<\/p>\n
\nThe pink champagne on ice
\nAnd she said \u2019we are all just prisoners here, of our own device\u2019
\nAnd in the bastards chambers,
\nThey gathered for the feast
\nThe stab it with their silly knives,
\nBut they just can’t kill the feet<\/p>\n
\nRunning for the door
\nI had to find the passage back
\nTo the place I was before
\n‘Relax’, said the nice man,
\n‘We are, go back to your seat.
\nYou can checkout any time you like,
\nBut you can never pee!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"