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<\/p>\nToday I will reveal to you the secret and ancient key to fresh bread.\u00a0 You know when you are standing in the bread isle squeezing all those loves of bread?\u00a0 You want only the softest, squishiest Wonder-bread for your PB&J.\u00a0 Or perhaps you are seeking whole grain nirvana for your toast.\u00a0 What you are really looking for is FRESH.<\/p>\n
They try to fool you into buying the old stuff first.\u00a0 Sometimes they even try the ol “double shuffle” putting the old stuff in the back, (except if you shop Walmart\u00a0 where they do it that way because they are just lazy).\u00a0 Well just like loan sharks need to keep good books, the bakers and the delivery men need to know the difference between old and new bread so they devised this color code system.<\/p>\n
What happend to Wednesday and Sunday?\u00a0 Well in ancient times when most things were made locally, Wednesday and Sunday were the traditional days off for the grocery trade.\u00a0 In-store bakeries were usually shut down.<\/p>\n
Next question – “this information is terribly enlightening and will change my life, but how do I remember the secret and tricky color code?”\u00a0 The great king Solomon said “cut the baby in half”.\u00a0 He was great and wise but knew nothing about colored bread tags.\u00a0 If you look very carefully and remember that song they taught you in Kindergarten (A, B, C, D, EF, G . . .) you will notice the colors are in alphabetical order.\u00a0 Voila!\u00a0 There you have it!<\/p>\n
Now, you can’t tell anyone this secret.\u00a0 If they find out we know, they will change things up on us.\u00a0 You will need to use diversionary tactics while shopping.\u00a0 For example; pick up two loaves of bread one in each hand, secretly notices the color of the tags.\u00a0 Hold one loaf to your forehead and rub it back and forth while singing the song that will tell you whether your right hand or left hand holds the prize.\u00a0 It’s a long song so around the time you reach LMNOP switch hands and rub the other loaf across your brow.\u00a0 Put the discarded loaf on the shelf and bow, drop the good stuff in your cart.\u00a0 This should keep most onlookers off balance.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Today I will reveal to you the secret and ancient key to fresh bread. You know when you are standing in the bread isle squeezing all those loves of bread? You want only the softest, squishiest Wonder-bread for your PB&J. Or perhaps you are seeking whole grain nirvana for your toast. What you are really […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25,22,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=861"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":864,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/861\/revisions\/864"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}