{"id":15,"date":"2009-12-07T10:26:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-07T10:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/?p=15"},"modified":"2010-03-22T03:45:44","modified_gmt":"2010-03-22T03:45:44","slug":"the-dog-ate-my-posts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"The Dog ate my Posts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The Internet crashed<\/p>\n<p>I was walking home from a friends house where we had been working all night on some unbelievable blog <a href=\"http:\/\/lh5.ggpht.com\/_0Y9ql3eHRaw\/Sx0sm_BAT8I\/AAAAAAAADyM\/W6bNBUYJbyc\/s1600-h\/sorry%5B7%5D.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; margin-left: 0px; border-top: 0px; margin-right: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"sorry\" border=\"0\" alt=\"sorry\" align=\"right\" src=\"http:\/\/lh6.ggpht.com\/_0Y9ql3eHRaw\/Sx0snUqnjhI\/AAAAAAAADyQ\/BI90yCoLEgQ\/sorry_thumb%5B5%5D.jpg?imgmax=800\" width=\"244\" height=\"233\" \/><\/a>entries, and these two guys, maybe there were three, jumped me and stole my posts!<\/p>\n<p>I posted them, it\u2019s not my fault you didn\u2019t see them. <\/p>\n<p>I was about to post a really witty story when . . . this kid was drowning, I <em>had<\/em> to save him.&nbsp; By the time I got back to my computer, someone had stolen my ideas.<\/p>\n<p>I thought YOU were going to do it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The Internet crashed<\/p>\n<p>I was walking home from a friends house where we had been working all night on some unbelievable blog entries, and these two guys, maybe there were three, jumped me and stole my posts!<\/p>\n<p>I posted them, it\u2019s not my fault you didn\u2019t see them. <\/p>\n<p>I was about to post [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26,23],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":311,"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions\/311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}