{"id":193,"date":"2006-04-16T17:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-16T17:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thechristys.net\/wp\/?p=193"},"modified":"2006-04-16T17:08:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-16T17:08:00","slug":"unrelated-but-equally-if-not-more-important","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"Unrelated, but equally (if not more) important"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As the first child of the Texas Christys, I thought I, Sarahcakes, should post a small bulletin to announce the big news that&#8230;<br \/>(drumroll please)<br \/>I will be 18 this Wed.<br \/>The big 1-8.<br \/>Its about time.<br \/>Oh, and tax season is over, so our mom can like breathe and stuff now.<br \/>All the more time for her to nag me with&#8230;kidding. (Shes standing right behind me&#8230;with the flat iron I left on in the bathroom&#8230;Ooops)<br \/>But thats another blog for another day.<br \/>GIG EM!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As the first child of the Texas Christys, I thought I, Sarahcakes, should post a small bulletin to announce the big news that&#8230;(drumroll please)I will be 18 this Wed.The big 1-8.Its about time.Oh, and tax season is over, so our mom can like breathe and stuff now.All the more time for her to nag me [&#8230;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thechristys.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}