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As reported by our mainstream media, Croatian boy is magnetic phenomenon. The overweight mini Magneto AKA Ivan Stoiljkovic. See for yourself, in one picture his father throws coins and they stick, a metal pan with barbells and let’s not forget the silverware.

Ivan’s family also claims that his hands can emit heat and his mysterious ability has also given him healing powers. "Medical checkups so far have reaped inconclusive results," reports Reuters. There are more pictures including and iron and frying pan sticking to the boy boobs.

I guess those media passes and “journalism” degrees don’t require any understanding of basic science and “fact finding” is nothing more than surfing the internet.

Hmmmm, coins . . . . silverware . . . . . oh and an aluminum frying pan, what do all these things have in common? it doesn’t take a Sherlock Holms to figure out that you can’t gets coins or aluminum to stick to a magnet. Most silverware won’t either. Do you know what they will stick to? Sticky sweaty skin that hasn’t been washed in a few days. One time when I was in the keys, we were in a heat wave, it was 95 degrees at night – no air-conditioning , the first thing the next morning I had to get on a boat going out to a reef and bring another one back, no diving for me that day. By the time I got back to the dock I was really nasty. I was only wearing my swim trunks. I was leaning against the field trip van drinking some water when the van started to move. I mile later I finally got them to pull over and peel me off the side of the van. My magnetic powers were in rare form that day.  I should have called CBS news.

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