If Goofy and Gary Busey had kids

Too Fast !

Multidimensional Hijinx

I have a boat.  The specifications on my boat say it is 18.6 feet long and 8.1 feet wide.  Sometimes they lie.  When I am in my boat it’s more like 6 or 7 feet long and 3 feet wide.  When I am towing my boat it is at least 35 feet long and 10 […]

How to make Twilight better

The Bubba Test

I have been asked for more information on our latest floating investment.  See below, one of the Triumph commercials.  The quality is pretty poor but you get the idea.  These boats are billed as the worlds toughest boats.  I don’t know if that’s true but they can take some pretty serious abuse without breaking.

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All IN

We did it.  We bought our own hole in the water.  We drove down to Rockport TX to pick it up on Tuesday.  It has been raining everyday since then so I could not take a decent picture.  Today we took it out for our first launch.  We went to Lake Houston because it is […]


definition: a hole in the water into which you pour money.  Acronym: Break Out Another Thousand.  Used in a sentence:  The day you buy and sell your BOAT are the two happiest days of your life.

So why am I thinking about getting one?  This is a post with no answers – I […]