The American Psyche boiled down to one question – should I have a cookie?

The Nobel prized were just handed out a few weeks ago.  Everyone around the world hears about the winners.  No one hears about who was almost as good but came in second.  In between searching for a cure for stupidity and studying tacos as an alternative energy source, I discovered the 2nd place thesis for the Nobel prize for Sociology.  It was none other than our own Mrs Winters who teaches 2nd grade at our elementary school.  She did not have all the resources of a major university or multinational corporation behind her work so she just published it on some craft paper using markers, but the lucidness and alacrity shown in her work pins us to our core.  This is who we are – the truth will set you free.