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Emergency Underpants

In our family, we have “emergency dollars”. These are a few dollars stuffed into things like the console of your car, the little pouch on the back of our bikes, things like that. They are for when you get caught without your wallet or need some small bills for a drink machine. This strategy has […]

1 year of boat ownership – what have we learned?

A year ago Linda and I decided to invest spend a chunk of our disposable income on a boat. We had been making regular trips to Galveston to fish off the rocks, jetties and piers. The fishing was good and bad randomly, the time spent at the waters edge was always good (at least for […]

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As reported by our mainstream media, Croatian boy is magnetic phenomenon. The overweight mini Magneto AKA Ivan Stoiljkovic. See for yourself, in one picture his father throws coins and they stick, a metal pan with barbells and let’s not forget the silverware.

Ivan’s family also claims that his hands […]

The Secret of the Mysterious Bread Tags Revealed!

Today I will reveal to you the secret and ancient key to fresh bread. You know when you are standing in the bread isle squeezing all those loves of bread? You want only the softest, squishiest Wonder-bread for your PB&J. Or perhaps you are seeking whole grain nirvana for your toast. What you are really […]

How did they get here?

Marketing Guy: OK, our new catch phrase is “Wakes you up with every bite” Ad Guy: sounds great Marketing Guy: I am thinking something edgy, something that will grab peoples attention Ad Guy: Maybe something with a 60s mod feel, bright colors psychedelic background? Marketing Guy: Nah, not edgy enough, we need something […]

TV Hat – it’s for real

For all you iPhone/iPod users out there have we got a product for YOU! All that daylight getting you down? Tired of actually holding your mobile device? Looking to attract attention and make a statement? Then the TV Hat is for you!

For $28 you too can watch YouTube clips in class and have […]

If Engineers wrote songs

Democratic cats

The votes are counted. A number of politicians and their supporters are in shock. Liberals are licking their wounds. But what about the cats? Yes cats. Just as the Elephant is the symbol of the Republican party, dogs are the preferred pet of conservatives. The Donkey is the symbol of the Democratic party as cats […]

The American Psyche boiled down to one question – should I have a cookie?

The Nobel prized were just handed out a few weeks ago. Everyone around the world hears about the winners. No one hears about who was almost as good but came in second. In between searching for a cure for stupidity and studying tacos as an alternative energy source, I discovered the 2nd place thesis for […]

Halloween is Great

As mentioned before, Halloween is at the top of my list. Of course, it’s in the fall so that in itself gives it a huge boost. Over the years, I have found that it’s not the kids who have the cutest costumes, but the dogs. Now I enjoy the sexy French Maid, sexy Devil and […]