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Emergency Bra

“Quick! we are under nucular attack – give me your bra!”

“Really dear, it’s not what you think, there was a mustard gas threat, I was just taking the proper precautions.”

“Janie, it’s not you, it’s me. I just need more . . .air that’s why I am riding with Rachel”

These things just […]

Fried Beer

Yes, that’s what I said – fried beer. You have (almost) seen all the things that they fry at state fairs, Twinkies, Oreos, candy bars, the list goes on and on. Every year it gets harder to grab the fried headlines. Indiana has been the epicenter of the “fry the most outrageous thing you […]

Woof Factor Five

You never know what will happen when you go fishing

If Goofy and Gary Busey had kids

Too Fast !

The Bubba Test

I have been asked for more information on our latest floating investment.  See below, one of the Triumph commercials.  The quality is pretty poor but you get the idea.  These boats are billed as the worlds toughest boats.  I don’t know if that’s true but they can take some pretty serious abuse without breaking.

I […]

BOAT

definition: a hole in the water into which you pour money.  Acronym: Break Out Another Thousand.  Used in a sentence:  The day you buy and sell your BOAT are the two happiest days of your life.

So why am I thinking about getting one?  This is a post with no answers – I […]

How do we do it?

Hello Friends,

clear the air between you

As many of you know, Linda and I have been married for close to 87 years. Often people will ask us what our secret is to staying together and lack of restraining orders. Well, it’s mostly the usual cliches of love, trust and a withering […]

Tie me kangaroo down sport

Australian Princes sings

Yes, I remember Sarah when she was 15 or 16, used to come home from school and dress up in her Sheila the Australian Princes outfit and sing her favorite song. Some times she would put on a little show. No matter how many times she sang it, she would […]